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The "are you Nick Gilbert" page has been updated - hopefully its position in search engines will go up a bit now.

And Phil Neville, in my opinion, is a cunt. Not for any football exploits. Shit I know nothing of his football exploits. Its a faggots game anyways. Hes a cunt that drives big fancy cars. And more to the point hes a cunt because he drives big fancy cars like he is someone special, because he drives like a cunt.

He cut me up twice on the motorway the other morning, in 2000PN, a black Bentley Continenal Flying Spur. And he did it being a clever dick smart ass by going undertaking traffic on the motorway as the fast lane slowed down a bit. And then swerving back into the fast lane when it suited his need.

Seems the £115,000 Bentley Continental Flying Spur does not come fitted with indicators. Or the driver inside doesnt come fitted with respect or manners or a sense of the fact he isnt any more important or special than the rest of us.

Shit hes not even real valley folk and for that kinda money he should of bought an Aston Martin. But then hes a footballer. I suppose I should be glad the Bentley he has doesnt have red neons and chrome wheels.

Phil, or Punch as the locals call you (his wifes named Judy erm Julie and the couple have a big P and J on the gates to their house) - stop fucking cutting me up or I will spit on your car you fuck.