THIRTEENTWELVE

Right now I'm all ASBO.

I just walked to the shop for my dinner in my hoody with the hood up and at various points today I've been sat with my hood up at my desk.

So I'm all ASBO.

The Lemsip breakfasts suck - but as this morning I couldnt speak untill I'd drunk one, I figured it was a neccesary evil. Seem to have caught a cold and my throats been full of shit.

So sat all ASBO at my desk drinking Orange Juice out of a litre carton thing. Which is making me need to piss alot.

Grr! to people who pointless try to race from traffic lights.

At the lights near my house, 2 lanes into 1, last night at around 10pm I was the only one a the lights and some guy in a 306 TDI decides to go in the outside lane, to race me and cut me up.

Now, I drive a 16v engined car - which revs quite high and the power comes in quite high in the revs.

He was driving a Turbo Diesel. Sure it had a bigger engine and a turbo, but then it was in a bigger car. It doesnt rev very hight (a good 2000 less rpms if not more, than mine) and his power is alot lower down and for a lot shorter period.

In terms of speed, I can probably do in first gear what the top end of his second gear is. Meaning on a drag to say 60 I need only change gear twice where as he'd need change at least 3 times, maybe 4.

And from 50 to 100 mph his car might of been alot faster, theres when the torque of his car would over power mine.

But from 0-40 ? No chance mate.

Light hit green, he made a cleaner start than me, my wheels spun. Hes perhaps a quarter car length infront. My wheels stop spinning, my foot hits the gas hard and I fly past him. Almost like it was the fast and furious and I'd hit my nitrous. But no. I just gunned it in first gear where as he was busy changing gears.

By the time we'd crossed the junction I was well over a car length in front.
By the time I'd second gear I was about 5 car lengths. And then I stopped accerlating, put it in top gear and slowed to 30 to cruise.

Now if he was in a hurry - he would of overtaken me. But alas no. He didnt. Plenty of opportunities. So what was the point? Idiot.

Yet another bozo on the road. And then some guy in a 306 TDI lol

Well this sites done more than 1312 visitors since I installed that counter thing in November (?).

Which means theres plenty of y'all out there that need to get fucking lives and stop looking at my inane shit.


In other news:
the tax man sucks but the film Rize completly rocked.

As for my attempts to krump in Rockles last night. Well.

Theres twatting about and spaz dancing and then theres what those guys where doing in that film. I cant do it yet. Sure.

I cant even mimic it for longer than about 10 seconds without getting tired and this morning I ache; though choosing Metallicas Creeping death as my first song to go all out, inspired by Krumping (but not in the style of it cos I cant get that stripper dance sorted) - was probably a mistake.

Octopus dancing like a king to VNV Nations Chrome in the goth room rocked too.

In another "you think you seen it all, but then..." moment:

A girl rides down the main road past your office on a pedal bike with a canoe tied to the side of it.
Still, I suppose its good to see at least one Whally Range resident taking the global warming and sea rising issue seriously.

(I think I'll go back out and rev my car needlessly now)

This morning I set off to work with plenty of time to get here. Finally I'd got out of bed before having 6 snoozes and didnt have to rush around like a mad man.

Ok so I spent too much time watching a funny counterstrike video on google videos.

But still set off with with enough time to get to work without having to be up everyones arse at 90+ on the motorway.

Only to get caught out by something you just dont see everyday. A line of cars and vans pulling caravans, like at least 30 caravans in a convoy on the motorway. Almost as though someone decided to move everyones caravan from a caravan park to another one, somewhere else, to fox the owners when they try visit their caravans. Really I havent seen this many caravans in convoy ever before.

More annoyingly they seemed at times to be driving in formation, slowing the motorway right down and so causing me to be here 10 mins after I wanted anyways.

Fucks.

Also, it should be noted that both me and Robocop (a fellow employee here) have turned up to work in the same T-shirt today albeit in different colours.

As Sparkle said; Great minds eh.

The boss on the other hand... ;-)

(will be cracking yet more P45 jokes lol)

(jokes I hope...)

A shop just up from where I work in the Range proclaims in its window:

"WE ARE BACK. WE ARE SELLING ALCHOAL"

An understandably classy joint...

Which now beats the "Thug 4 Life" written in neat handwriting in black marker on a white garden wall a few doors down from the office.

New We Love site up and running on tha net; Mr Scruff-ised pictures of me drawn by the man himself here on the Web Team Massive page (linked from the Scruff homepage and the Scruff nightclub).

My google video search for car has actually scarred me.

Because of this.

Sad day today.

Last night I found Sparkles cat; which had passed away.

Its a real shame, Florence rocked.

She was a dainty old dear, really soft and as always with cats - I took a real shine to her.

Sparkle is upset - which I dont like to see. And I gotta say I miss the cat loads now.

She had a good week with us; we've spoiled her with nice food, bits of our food, kept in her in the warm house and given her loads of attention.

I'm not articulate enough to appropriatly end this post.

Too-fous-and-sicks.

Worries me that I remember writing about 2003's new years day on here.

Open for the 4th year of nothing. Lots to say, not sure I can be arsed, maybe laters.

Peace and good will to all men.