THIRTEENTWELVE

So I guess we're not the award winning We Love The Web yet lol.

The black tie event for the Big Chip Awards was still pretty funny and I can easily imagine some of the winners went home and wanked furiously last night.

May I wish the three fivers good luck with their Euro Vision entry.

And actually a bigs up to Tony Wilson, who stuck it to the BBC despite the brown nose award handed to them by the organisers (who where paying Tony Wilson's wage) and despite their massive investment in Manc. Lol stick it to the man.

Mr. Wilson is most likely a cunt. But he bigs up the north west, gave props to General Dyke (with reference to his Terry Wogan reference) and he was pretty straight up about the whole thing. So respect to you mate.

And that Alan Partridge didnt 'alf do a good job of playing you in that film.

(one thing that did annoy me though, was when he swore, people cheered. Fuck you retarded people. I'm sure if he said "boobie" or "wee-wee" you would of cheered some more. Call yourselves a bunch of clever, modern day, super cool people? Fuck you. If all it takes to make you laugh and cheer is someone to swear, then prepare to bow down to the almighty motherfucking mighty majestic thirteen fucking twelve you 11 year old dipshit retards)

Also big ups to the Tickle boys. Next year we really should rush the stage :-)

txt msg conversation between me and G to tha X:
(ok so I've actually lost what I said, but thats irrelevant, G's responces made this conversation)

1312: i know why they turn the lights off inside planes on take off and landing. Apparently its so your eyes are adjusted to the dark if the plane crashes.

G to tha X: if you crash on take off i'd imagine the darkness would tend to be illuminated a little by the many gallons of burning aviation fuel.

1312: True. It must have something to do a bit like the oxygen masks to create euphoria so you accept death (yeah yeah Fight Club)

G to tha X: My guess is the juice is being used for some other system, & if the lights flickered people would probably wee everywhere. Mind you i only found out this week that the crash position with one arm on the forehead and the other accross the chin is designed to cleanly break your neck on impact while protecting the teeth for ID.

1312: You mean a lap belt and brace position wont save you from a -30g stop?

G to tha X: Surprisingly enough no. My personal plan would be to run around a lot screaming and freaking the shit out.


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