THIRTEENTWELVE

Last night I went through a McDonalds drive through, which despite my reputation I dont think I've done for nearly a month previous.

Same old gripe about plain cheeseburgers though.

I ordered some plain cheeseburgers, all that relish and random sauce they put on just tastes minging to me. Some people like it, some dont. Whatever.

As usual I was asked to park up while they made the food and brought it out to me.

So this I did, next to another car.

After a couple o mins (the usual time it takes to get plain cheeseburgers) a girl comes out McDonalds with loads of bags and I figure its my stuff and the car next to mes stuff.

I was wrong, just the car next to mes stuff, a surprising large amount of food.

Then another car pulls up next to me. And another couple of mins pass by and again a girl comes out of McDonalds with a bag of food, which this time has to be mine.

But no, its for the car thats just pulled up, not me, who has been waiting for ages.

This is why I hate the world and everyone bar a select few in it.

What the fuck is so hard about making a plain cheeseburger?

Its just like making a normal one, BUT WITH LESS STEPS INVOLVED IN THE PROCESS.
If anything it should be fucking easier and take less fucking time.

I would understand if normally cheeseburgers where plain and you asked for relish and so the people in McDonalds had to remember what relish consisted of and then piece it together. But no. Its less complex to make a plain one that a regular one. SO WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE SO LONG?

(at least the burgers I got where plain at the end of the wait)

argh!

I want to go on a tour to all the Manchesters in the world and see what they're like. Sing Mondays tunes etc.

But first I'll go to Brest in France. The big tit.

Currently I'm listening to the dvd commentry to James Bond in a View To A Kill, which bond geeks will know is the last Roger Moore Bond film.

This I know from listening to the documenteries on the DVD. Roger Moore is the best Bond by far. Its probably a generation thing, but I always felt that people who said Connery is the best just say it cos people say it. Hes pants in the films.

But for modern bonds, Pearce Brosnan is Bond. I mean, hes taken the role, made it cool, made Bond cool and I've totally enjoyied him as Bond in the last 4 bond movies.

So, Bond film 21 due out in 06. Brosnan isnt gonna be bond. According to some bond geek site it might be Ewan McGreggor or Colin Farrel. Ewan was cool in Moulin Rouge and his role in Star Wars is, well, crap. Colin Farrel is a yank. And if hes not, whatever. Good in phone booth, but not a Bond.

Now I cant think who the next Bond should be, we dont have anyone who I think, "yeah, him".

If Brosnan isnt it, and Ewan and Colin have been suggested, it may as well be fuckin Jonathon Ross.

On my way into work this morning, the radio news told of a story that the British Deaf Counsil (or whatever) has said that people that work in bars and clubs are more likely to loose their hearing than people who dont, what with all the loud music and everything.

Further to this, they and the TUC (or whatever) are looking to use some "noise in the workplace" legislation which basically means less noise in the work place to make the working environment for people who work in bars and clubs easier on their ears.

Will pretty much kill any night clubs though..

I mean sure, the Friday night pill poppers at Rockworld are, well, on pills. But even they need some damn music to dance too..

Still, a silent club/bar would be good for the nations alcohol problem. Drink less, talk more, cos you can, cos the music isnt so loud you cant think. I'm sure the bar owners wouldnt mind.

As Terry would say, "is it me?"

Right now I'm totally over using "rock'n'roll" as a responce instead of safe etc.

Despite not watching *that* film whos name I've forgotten for ages. Y'know. That one where the first bit of it is backwards and then you see the same story from different peoples view points, and Dawson is in it but not as Dawson.

(edit: Rules of Attraction)

Big ups grgx at Gorgeous for bigging me up.

(not a big up for a big up as in a contrived way, just an honest "wow cool, mint" big up)

Not sure why my ex has been bigged up though...

You needent worry. Though I have started eating porridge for breakfast with its great clestrol lowering abilities (whatever that is) its not really sign of greater diet changes.

Also sat infront of me is the remains of last nights un-eaten take away pizza which I shall be having for my dinner. Pizza Pan Express and their BBQ base pizza genious (crappy flash movies though).