THIRTEENTWELVE

Hmm browsing the BME glossary doing research for my uni project and I came accross an entry for "air bag"

I suppose that should worry me, wearing 2 spikes in my lowbrets at the moment....

Well my face of Manchester entry has gone up. and it couldnt be any better....



Cheers to which ever dickhead chose and cropped that picture and then put laid and not loud. Christ I made myself look like as big a dick as I could anyways without some fucktard making me look like a mong, like look at *all* the entries, I'm the biggest mong by a mile, hmph, rather than the twattiest.... Potential laughing stock material way out of my own control (no wonder they didnt send me a text informing me of my entry...)

Nevertheless, text "FACE 64" to 81808 now to vote for your mighty majestic one three one two as the next face of manchester. Do it!

(other entries at www.fashionmanchester.co.uk, I'm under M for Mike)

Though I typically dont like pinching content from Metafilter, this blimp story had me laughing so hard my chest hurts and my mouth aches. Funniest shit I read in ages.

This made me laugh.

Its so true!

OK my main email address is currently under heavy spam attack and so I've decided to start clicking buttons on another.com's spam control settings which means legitimate emails may either be bounced or the sender asked to confirm they are not spam via an automated email reply service.

So if this means you mail me and I either dont reply or you get asked to confirm your not spamming me (ie. not trying to sell me diet pills - I have rockworld for that, not trying to enlarge the size of my penis - its fine thanks, not trying to sell me viagra - I'm verille enough, not trying to offer me great software - I have all that I need, not trying to make me view your porn site - its probably shit or not trying to offer me lower interest rates on my mortgage in 48 of the 50 states, but not in England - I dont have a mortgage) then please bear with this process.

Been getting 20- 50 fuckers a day, and deleting them is easy, I'm lazy and if its done automatically, all the power to it.

And everything is safe (or safe).

A term I didnt use untill about a month ago. Which has now infected me. And every fucking-thing is safe.

This site. Safe. Me. Safe. xhtml transitional. Safe.



(interesting, looking up Manc shows some intense feelings towards my locale lol - which has a wicked dialect)

Other words to note; Pure and West.

Tis a shame that my submissions related to "dick" didnt make it into the dictionary of slang though.

I mean, I'm down with the kids.

Safe. safe.

The last couple o days has largly been consumed by listening to Industrial music, thanks to one grgx, now that I know what Industrial music actually is.

Why do music genres change they're definitions and what not so dam often?

If I organised music, my god it would be a different story. No confusion like, what the hell is emo?

Sure you can tell me what emo was and I can go listen to what emo is. I can also remember the bit when emo was neither. And also when emo was different to those 3 incarnates.

Now, if you ask me what an emo kid and the emo dance is, on the other hand...

Waking up to the sound of Beatallica courtesy of downloads from MeFi's music downloads site thing. Genious on a grand scale, Beatles songs done by a Metallica sound-a-like band.

Seems quite apt as I downloaded DJ Dangermouse's Grey Album (also using the Beatles and Jay Z, downloaded for stripes and spines, not like I just got cultured..) and as Richard Cheese has realeased a new album (lounge music).

And if you hit your P2P things now. there are some more great Britney punk covers to check out.

(indeed, though the Beatallica stuff apparently edges on illigal, which I cant understand, covering songs isnt illegal and so what if this band chooses a name similar to both the Beatles and Metallica with a singer who happens to sound like Hetfeild in a metal band type thing - I wouldnt own any Metallica CDs if I didnt download Creeping Death from mp3board.com all those years back)

Service slowly resuming y'all.

I have nice hair. Actually its a dam good hair do. Trust me it rocks.

Another free hair cut at Nicky Clarke today courtesy of one of the trainees.

Only thing, it took 3 hours and 20 mins.

3 hours and 20 mins

My ass was num, I ran out of things to say and then about 2 hours or so in, I started going loopy and was spinning scissors around my fingers John Wayne style.

It does look bloody swarve though.

Shame I'll never be able to recreate it tommorow...