THIRTEENTWELVE

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished 13twelve to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Thus completes the quintology of Jay and Silent Bob films. Rented Dogma last night as somehow despite everyone seeing it - I hadnt.

Of course I did it all out of order. Started off with Clerks way back when channel 4 first showed it. Quite why I watched it through and how, as its black and white and I cant usually be arsed with black and white films - I dont know.

Then of course Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at the cinema last year. Then Mallrats rented and just bought on DVD, then Chasing Amy (which looks cheaper than Mallrats as though it should of come before it). And then, finish off with Dogma.

I like why Jason Mewes is in all the films. Good actor? nope. Helped write it? nope. Simply made Kevin Smith laugh. yup. Entertained him enough that he re-wrote Jay into all his films and as he himself fit well as a sidekick, him too. Ok so not a great lesson in integraty. But without that element in these films you wouldnt have this to mock me about, cos I wasnt onto Jay and Silent Bob from the start. (only I was randomly by watching Clerks years ago)

Theres one fantastic face; as Bob has just hit Jason Lee with a golf club and it turns his stomach black. After the first time Lee says "but I'm a fuckin demon", Bob does a great facial emotion sequence.

snoochi boochies...

Looks like Marilyn Manson gets to some kids early.

As on a normal Asda shopping trip we comes accross a kid sat in the kiddy bit of a trolley. This kid didnt looked old enough to talk, let alone sing.

So, it waits, what like 2 years to say its first thing. And its first thing it wanted to say and sing was "Everybodies dead inside, everyone is going to die".

Now would be a good time to play me at Counterstrike. Just been playing it online and I'm pants.

Though I did get some mean headshots from an mp5 in a server of 33 people.

I just got the mail. Normal mail not email. And theres a suspiciously like spam mail letter which says "this is not a circular" written on it.

So, not beliving it, I open it. Inside theres tonns and tonns of adverts. I mean loads. Thinking I've been fooled by the "this is not a circular" I'm about to throw it away. Then i see the words "this is not a ticket".

Shit no. Its right, that wasnt a ticket. But the thing its attached to certainly is a ticket.

Yay! My Marilyn Manson tickets are here and I nearly threw them away.

Almost as bad as my Radiohead tickets that came and I forgot to go.

Certainly not forgetting Manson though, no way.

Maybe Windows Xp has some advantage - I just whooped ass on the 'internet checkers' game. Yee haww!

Been unable to post here over the past few days due to some big errors with my pc.

The old P3 450 has had to be ripped out and replaced by an AMD 2400+ chip and board with lots of DDR ram.

The harddrives formatted and Win XP put on.

Annoyed that it went so pear shaped and just wouldnt function. I couldnt even back anything up because my pc refused to share any drives with my laptop nor would it provide net access to it.

So, on a ultimatly faster machine I'm back on the net.

And how long did msblaster.exe take to turn my machine off, well about 30 seconds.

Big ups to sobernet.co.uk for all his help fixing my sorry ass machine.

This afternoons been mainly spent shouting and swearing at my pc, laptop and cable modem thing.

My pc kept turning itself off, then not restarting. Then turning on but not displaying anything. As though it was crashing on that screen that does that memory test thing.

My laptop then wouldnt connect to the broadband net for some reason. In the past I've just plugged the network cable that goes to my pc, into my laptop and then the net works fine. Sure sometimes you have to log into NTLs thing to make sure it knows who you are - but thats no biggie - takes all of 2 mins.

Only today my laptop wasnt interested. All it wanted to do was assign itself a random ip addy and ignore the cable box totally.

After lots of shouting and swearing, unplugging this than and everything I managed to get the pc to start up while on the phone to mrs 13twelve (i was just sat playing with the power button and on came the pc) and then the laptop discovered my cable box and would let me go on the net.

haha NTL has my computers down as Decepticons on its records haha

Wasnt that thunder loud this morning? Jeepers creepers yes it was.

In all my years I dont think I've heard thunder go so loud and for so long. One whip-crack of it was so loud it made windows shake and alarms go off all over. It really was like something I've never witnessed before.

Another whip-crack of it, or more a long 5 minute thunder which didnt show any signs of relenting or shutting up carried on for much longer than I thought thunder could.

Saw some good forks hitting things though. I do like a good thunderstorm to entertain and clear the air.

You've got to laugh.

Everytime I send an email from my webmail account, it says "congratulations! your mail has been sent" like a). its some big achievment to send email or b). its some big achievment I figured out how to.

Yippee! I posted to here again. And throw a party I sent a text message.

Ahem

Last night we stood in awe. Absolute awe.

We went to Laserquest. Had fun. Rocked on the Rock (a moving climbing wall). Had fun. Went to Namco station, played arcade games. Had fun.

Then saw a dude on a DDR machine (Dance Dance Revolution) who was not only dancing on the pro level of the game, he was also dancing a full 2 player machine on his own. I have never seen anything like it.

(and cant find any video clips on net either)

I had to shake his hand. (I did)

He was dancing mega fast, mega fluid and getting 100 combos like there was no tommorow. He claimed to have been dancing on these machines for 3 weeks and only spent about £30 on them. (thats alot less than Sega Rally machines have taken from me) Though he did admit to being a long term club dancer.

Me and Mrs 13twelve had a go on a dance machine. The easy level is well, too easy. The standard level is way to hard. Quite how that fella could read such large combos of commands and hit them all I dont know. We simply couldnt do anything but the basic "hit a step every other beat" where he was doing runs of 8 or more at a pace far quicker than us.

I truly was in awe. And it was a DDR machine and a DDR Freak that did it.

I've been working here nearly 4 weeks and theres a lift from the ground floor to this, the first.

Yet I havent used it once. What the hell is going on?

Senate release new t-shirts, hoodys and re-release the original belt buckle (bottom of page) which I can testify is massive - cos I'm wearing edition 1 from 1995 right now.

Looks like it will be another hit on the credit card when this stuff hits British shops, or shop. Though this time I might just mail order as I really dont fancy the drive to Derby. I mean its miles away and its just silly to do so.

Now wheres my car keys?

Well I'm sure you'll all be gutted to hear Liquid Angel have split.

(well at least mrs 13twelve knows who they are, well she should. They supported Queen Adreena last year sometime in Sheffield)

The singer, Jaemi (who couldnt spell his own name) really was more arrogant than he comes accross on the site.

A point well made folling a guestbook link from a liquid angel fan site (note the urls; just add official for the offical - top hosting on lycos/tripod there).

I had my suspicions as to who "jo" was there....

And surly we can trust a review which starts "as my first gigging experience" which calls the afor mentioned Liquid Angel website "brilliant" and the experience of seeing the band was "not of this Earth". (Jesus people you gotta read it cos it gets better/worse/better than that).

They were bloody toss. Honestly, they where.

Ladytrons Evil song from that Light & Magic Album is amazing. What a track.